mmoa_writes

I am mad because...

• I missed out a whole question in Physics
• I got the wrong paper in Spanish and so my test has not been counted
• Gregg's has upped the price of their chicken pasties by ten pence
• WHSmith have the nerve to increase prices on art materials.

However...

• I am not broke
• I have a sense of humour and that uncanny ability to laugh at myself.
• I know where Alan Rickman lives.

Sent this by a trusty friend: Bra Sizes Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up