mmoa_writes

This is one thing I simply cannot understand: what the hell do you need a 4x4 vehicle in the middle of London for? Maybe it's a manisfestation of penis-envy seeing as it's usally the desperate, middle-class housewives of Chelsea who employ such means of transport. Whenever you watch the adverts, they're like, used by intrepid, oddly good-looking, explorers who race their way through swamps and desert land and rapidly deforested forest, not the tiny Victorian streets of inner London.

One thing I have found useful in all this is that it's benficial to my Maths: the size of the vehicle, I have found, is inversely proportional to the size of the public-school attending sprat who has to be fork-lifted out of the thing: the larger the vehicle, the smaller the sprat.