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*Britney looks great bald. Being bald is the best thing ever - you can wear the most amazing wigs without worrying that your real hair will make the look slightly tacky.

*Actually, I don't really give a damn.

*Hey, smug right-leaning news moguls: a decline in the number of marriages does not mean people aren't committing, just that they're not getting married. There is a difference. Twazzocks.

*Kerrygold butter: then what do you use to make your butter more spreadable? And how is that product any the more natural than the vegetable oil used by other butter brands?

*I like Skins muchos right now.

*I have a crush on two scientists, one fictional, one real. The real one lives in California and has crazy hair. The fictional one is a geologist, which I find oddly enticing.

*The reason that Activia tastes like a desert is because it is a desert, you stupid people!

*THE CILIT BANG ADVERT FEATURES DUBBED EASTERN EUROPEANS! WHY CAN NO ONE ELSE SEE THAT?

*The title of the new Harry Potter book still sucks.

*My mobile phone is actually eating my credit. I had £5 yesterday, made no calls, and yet it has all gone. GONE!

*Insomnia is so/not cool. It's almost the next [insert appropriate mental/physical disorder here].